Trump hires Monica Lewinsky as campaign secretary “She comes with good recommendations.”

Chicago IL –

In what appears to be a lowbrow political move the Trump campaign has confirmed it plans to formalize an offer to put Monica Lewinsky on the payroll.

Monica Lewinsky is the famous White House intern that was sodomized with a cigar by former president Bill Clinton in the 1990’s. Lewinsky’s famous “inappropriate relationship” with Clinton lead to what became known as the Lewinsky scandal.

As a result of the scandal, Lewinsky quickly gained  celebrity status; she subsequently engaged in a variety of ventures including designing a line of handbags under her name, being an advertising spokesperson for a diet plan and working as a television personality.

As the former catalyst for the presidential impeachment trials that Clinton underwent, it appears has since has had  her blue  dress dress dry cleaned and still knows her way around a file cabinet.

When asked for comment Trump said ” I hear she’s fabulous, I mean she’s fantastic, totally nice, totally beautiful and she comes with good recommendations.”

The Clinton campaign has yet up respond.

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