Stock price of Teva Pharmaceuticals, Inc -TEVA (NYSE) expected to jump after announcement of Pumpkin Spice flavored Plan B

New York, NY- It looks like big pharma is the next industry to hop on the holiday spice bandwagon. Teva Pharmaceuticals the leading manufacturer of the popular oral contraceptive “Plan B” announced an initiative to flood the market with Pumpkin Spice flavored product.

“Our target market will gobble it up”

When asked to clarify exactly who the target market for a seasonally flavored emergency oral contraceptive the spokesman clarified:

“Everyone’s calling them basic bitches. You know uggs, closet full of scarves, north face jacket, owns a half dozen flamboyant iphone covers. The kind of patterned legging wearing floozy you see parading around every major city.”

TEVA also announced initiatives to establish endorsement opportunities with fading starlet Miley formerly “Hanna Montana” but the stock ticker did not budge in response.

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