Train Your Dog to Walk Bi-Pedal

November 1, 2017 // 0 Comments

Chicago IL- A new fad is sweeping the United States, getting your dog to walk like a human. Officially referred to as “Bi- Pedaling” the practice involves intense physical training that [...]

Make America Rave Again

July 25, 2016 // 0 Comments

With only 3 days left until the most anticipated summer event in Chicago, Lollapalooza, it’s time to finalize your preparations and ensure you’ll be rolling in style this weekend. Most of you [...]

Do You Even Festival, Bro?

July 31, 2015 // 0 Comments

Lollapalooza starts today and if you’re like me you’ll want to milk that bitch for all she’s worth. Here’s a list of the top five things you have to check out while you’re at Lolla this [...]

Rahm Emanuel vows to destroy Jesus

March 2, 2015 // 0 Comments

Chicago, IL – For the first time in history Chicago will hold a runoff mayoral election. Incumbent Mayor Rahm Emanuel was unable to achieve the 50% + 1 vote requirement to slip quietly back into [...]
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