Subway halts “Baby Sized Snacker Sandwiches” rollout in response to Jared Fogle investigation

Subway, Americas most popular sandwich franchise, recently put a stop to its latest campaign, “Baby-sized Snacker” sandwiches. These miniature versions of Subways classics would cater to the appetites of children and calorie conscious adults.

“We hesitate to include words like “baby” or “children oriented” in our marketing campaigns if it turns out our golden boy was in fact diddling those kids,” stated the Vice President of Marketing for Subway.

The latest on the case indicates that incriminating text messages have surfaced,  supporting claims that Fogel partook in illegal acts with children. Fogel was subpoenaed and the investigation is ongoing.

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