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Inside Bernie Sanders Extensive VHS Pornography Collection and the decline of Made in America Porno.

“LAID IN AMERICA, PAID IN AMERICA, PUT SMUT BACK TO WORK” – SANDERS 2016

In a 20 x 20 temperature controlled self storage unit just off the highway in a sleepy Vermont town is an immaculately organized collection of thousands of pornographic VHS tapes meticulously maintained by Vermont Senator and presidential hopeful Bernard “Bernie” Sanders.

Categorized by genre and ethnicity the collection spans the smut universe from early releases in the mid seventies to final VHS productions before the eventual collapse of the media format in the late 2000’s.

The collection is peppered with circular neon colored stickers often evidence of bulk sale purchases.

“I bought a lot of my smut in bulk ‘going out of business’ sales, literally by the pound in the early 2000’s the collection went into warp speed when Blockbuster fell.”

Sanders is said to be upset not only with the collapse of the VHS tape as a view-able format  which is set to soon render his massive collection useless but also to see the entire adult industry in decline.

“They used to make quality porno in America! Now they make it in China and Russia for a fraction of the price. The lack of porn jobs in America is astounding, and nobody even cares. You can now pay a few bitcoins to a Russian hooker to give herself a steaming waterski on a  live webcam, back in my grandparents day something like that would put a few meals on the table, now were talking cents on the dollar.”

“I want quality made in America porno produced, directed and shot right here on US soil and a living wage for all the actors and actresses, the working middle class pornographers are being squeezed by Wall Street and the big wigs on Capitol Hill.”

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