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Hillary Clinton to don ‘strap-on’ under pantsuit in upcoming Democratic Primary Debate.

Chicago, IL-

Insiders confirm Democratic Presidential hopeful and former secretary of State Hillary Clinton plans to sport fake male genitalia to help give herself an edge mentally in the first nationally televised democratic national debate on Tuesday, October 13th, 2015.

An anonymous Clinton insider said “She likes it.  It makes her feel presidential.  It’s something she has worn occasionally and she has gotten more and more comfortable with it.  I don’t want to say she  is dependent on it….. but don’t piss her off when she’s wearing it.”

Hillary herself confirmed “Yes I plan on saddlin’ up. Having a big rubber cock and balls banging around between my thighs makes me feel powerful. It gives me that mental edge I need. Plus I’ve consulted with my team and based on our research into the other camps I should have the biggest one up there.”

A spokesperson for Bill Clinton refused a request for comment.

Republican front runner Donald Trump commented “She’s weak and no cock is going to make her a leader or winner.  She’s totally weak.”

It appears the popular sex toy made famous for homosexual practices may also play a critical role in the upcoming political arena. As to the color, length and girth of the “gear” details have not yet been released by the Clinton Campaign.

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