Trump Buys $2.8 Million Dollars Worth of Bitcoin

December 6, 2017 // 0 Comments

CHICAGO- The white house staff has announced that Donald Trump recently purchased 239.346925761210 Bitcoins worth a whopping 2.8M USD. Trump has stated that he plans to file taxes on the purchase and [...]

Bruised Apple Seeks Restitution

November 15, 2017 // 0 Comments

WASHINGTON- A Macintosh Apple is seeking punitive damages from the way it was handled in both a retail and residential setting. It appears the apple was throw around quite a bit and its skin shows [...]

Train Your Dog to Walk Bi-Pedal

November 1, 2017 // 0 Comments

Chicago IL- A new fad is sweeping the United States, getting your dog to walk like a human. Officially referred to as “Bi- Pedaling” the practice involves intense physical training that [...]